Continuous dreaming throughout the sleeping moment caused me severe headache, I can only stop it if I wake up, I still feel freezing with a fleece plus a thick blanket, right before I wake up I would feel burning hot and sweat like right after exercising, who can cure me?
It has been 4 days now, that's a great way to celebrate CNY!
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cure? you just need to practise more on the traditional love-action excercise with the below condition:
1. the warm up must be at least 15min
2. the other partner has to climb the mountain at the end of the exercise (doesnot matter it is fake one)
3. yell out laught when you reach the mountain too.
4. take one Dunhill after that as a reward to all.
5. Say thank you to the one who finish the task and appreciate the one in any form.
这位无名氏所提供的宝贵意见真的因该获得诺贝尔和平兼医学奖。为了大众的利益和照顾各方面的群众。小弟，有心人，免费的为大家翻释一片，以答谢无名氏哥哥的苦心。
良方大意如此：
（为了解决你的暗病），你应该多做一些古方的“爱意绵绵，汗泪交替的有氧运动”（简称，爱爱动）。必须达至以下的境界方为灵欲一致的水到渠成：
（一） 必须做至少十五分钟的富于情感（眼耳口鼻）的热身（四肢五体）运动
（二） 你的伴侣必须比你早登上高峰（姑且不论真假）
（三） 当你也达到高峰绝顶时，放松的，毫无顾忌的，不顾伦理的大声吼叫“我来了！！！”
（四） 事后，来一只登喜，讨个好一头。（比呼呼大睡来的健康）
（五） 衷心的答谢一路走来的伴侣，精神上的也好（他日再相逢），金钱上的也好（有缘别再见）。万万不能草草了事，否则暗病重来。
有心人释
祝各方各界
恭喜发财，一本万利
逢凶化吉，见好就收
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